An Ode to Arnold (Happy Birthday Chinster)

An Ode to Arnold

Focus on hero, fade to black
sunglasses here, I'll be back
He's bigger than a giant thimble
My name is Det. John Kimble

Last Action Hero, without a doubt
First Class Zero, without a shout
Can throw a car at ya, with ease
Oh my god there's MR. FREEZE  

Get to the chopper.
Have you got time to duck? 
So you let him go; let off steam 
And to Val Verde with any luck.

Conan the barbarian, slashes you what a bummer
Oh god there's Arnolds Hummer
Living the dream as the Terminator,
Now he's California's Governator

This is the end of my Arnold Schwarz- En- Negger
Leave the check, Thank - you's - later

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Terminator (Terminator/ The Terminator)

Vodka
Silver Tequilla
Lemon Juice
Lime Juice

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Det. John Kimble (Det. John Kimble/ Kindergarten Cop)

Peanut Rum Creme Liqueur
Crème de Cassis
Vodka
Strawberry Puree
Peanut Butter
Jam

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Jack Slater (Jack Slater/ Last Action Hero)

Dark Rum
Dry Vermouth
Black Food Colouring
Maraschino Cherry
Black Sugar
Lime Wedge

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Mr Freeze (Mr Freeze/ Batman & Robin)

Pineapple Juice
White Rum
Coconut Rum
Blue Curaçao
Lime Juice
Lime Wedge
Blue Sugar

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Dutch (Dutch/ Predator)

Kiwi, Apple & Lime Smoothie
De Kuyper Kiwi
Apple Vodka
Lime Vodka

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John Matrix (John Matrix/ Commando)

Bourbon Whiskey
Dark Rum
Triple Sec
Lime Juice

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Conan (Conan/ Conan The Barbarian)

Bourbon Whiskey
Mead
Orange Liqueur/ Cointreau
Bitters

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Terminator 2 (Terminator/ Terminator 2 Judgment Day)

Budweiser
Bourbon Whiskey
Rochester Ginger
Lime Juice

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Hiatus!

Due to computer issues there will be a Hiatus till it can be fixed!

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The toys are alive! (Sid Phillips/Toy Story)

Cola
Blackbaud Vodka
Moonshine
Lime Juice
Squid Ink
Dry Ice Pellets

Mason Jar
White Straw

So Sid Phillips is a Sociopath in training! Doing experiments on toys he begs, borrows and steals, creating mutants that are really just misunderstood! Characterised by his Black Skull T-shirt it only made sense that this cocktail had to be black, Blackbaud Vodka and Squid Ink ensure that this cocktails is as black as it can be! Now Sid is a teenager and teenagers like sugar and fizzy things, Cola covers that nicely! Now has a screwed up face and nothing makes you screw up your face more than Lime Juice. And because there are elements of Sid that are unrefined, and a Mason Jar adds this element. Moonshine, to add the kick that Sid has in destroying all of those unsuspecting toys. And the White Straw because Sid waves the white flag when the tables are turned and the Toys take their revenge!

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WRONG LEVER!!!! (Yzma/The Emperor's New Groove)

Grape Vodka
Cranberry Juice
Sour Mix
Club Soda
Lime Juice
Black Sugar
Lime

Test Tube

Yzma is a Crazy, Jealous, Mad Scientist and she sure knows how to pack a punch. So in honour of her Mad Scientist rap, this cocktail will be in a Test Tube. Now To me Grapes and Cranberry Juice is something that old people consume a lot of and Yzma is pretty old, hence the Grape Vodka and the Cranberry Juice. Now this Lady is crazy Jealous of her step-son and she is pretty sour, therefore the Sour Mix and the Lime. Now although she is ancient this is one lady who knows how to party, Club Soda anyone? Now we come to the fun the Lime Juice and Black Sugar are an homage to Yzma's incredible sense of style!

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Off with their Head! (Queen of Hearts/Alice in Wonderland)

Dry Gin
Rose Liqueur
Lychee Juice
Peychaud Bitters
Candied Rose Petals

Biloxi Dessert Glass

So the Queen of Heats is a hot headed fiery lady who isn't scared to take people head! But she is the Queen of Hearts and when I think of Hearts and all that I think of Rose, and that is where the Rose Liqueur comes from. To me the Queen is dry and the Dry Gin sorts that. Now you don't want to get on her bad side as she stays bitter for a long time, Peychaud Bitters. And the Queen is so spoilt and indulged and to me the Candied Rose Petals, Lychee Juice and Biloxi Dessert Glass cover this nicely!

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It just isn't fair! (Edgar Balthazar/The Aristocats)

Galliano Vanilla
Vanilla Vodka
Vanilla Extract
Milk
Cream

Embassy Traditional Champange

So this wanna be cat napper Drugs the 'little darlings' milk with sleeping pills. So it seems only fitting that Edgar's cocktail would be Milk and Cream based. So Edgar flavours Duchesses and the Kittens milk so thats why there is Galliano Vanilla, Vanilla Vodka and Vanilla Extract in this cocktail. Now the Embassy Traditional Champange to me looks like a Saucer and when this cocktail is in it, it looks like a Saucer of Milk, that has a hidden kick!

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Let's Ride (Hopper/A Bug's Life)

Fresh Cream
Milk
Crème de Menthe
Crème de Cacao
Chocolate Syrup
Vodka

Low Ball

Hopper is mean powerful Grasshopper, that packs one heck of a punch, this is where the Vodka comes in. Now the Fresh Cream, Milk, Crème de Menthe, Crème de Cacao, are all elements that can make up the traditional Grasshopper, however this would just not be Hopper to conform, but you can bet he will make others. So instead of White Crème de Cacao, because Hopper is anything but pure, we use normal Crème de Cacao and add a little Chocolate Syrup to make it a little darker, just like Hopper. And the Low Ball is because Hopper really does take some low shots.

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Stupid Head (Captain Gantu/Lilo and Stitch)

Blue Curacao Liqueur
Vodka
Sour Mix
Blue Sugar

Test Tube

So Captian Gantu is grumpy and all about catching the escaped experiments. Now Doctor Jumba Jookiba definately didn't give birth to all of his experiments so you know he created them in test tubes. Captain Gantu is set on the mission to get 626 back, this is therefore why the cocktail is in a test tube. Now Gantu is big and blue and it only seemed fitting that his cocktail would be blue, and the Blue Curacao Liqueur gives it a great blue colour. Now Gantu isn't a push over in fact he wouldn't have become a captain without being able to pack a punch, Vodka does this nicely. Now by the end of the story Gantu is a little bit of a sour puss because he definitely doesn't get his way, to show this, Sour Mix. Now the Blue Sugar rim is to bring it back to the fact that Captain Gantu does reform and become sweet in the end.

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Up to Plenty! (Peg Leg Pete/Mickey & Co.)

Tomato Juice
Vodka
Lemon Juice
Horseradish
Hot sauce
Worcestershire Sauce
Liquid Smoke
Celery Stick

Bubble Glass

So this is a big ball of Smoke and Rage, these two elements are embodied nicely by the Bubble Glass and the Liquid Smoke. Peg Leg Pete is known to have a fiery personality, represented here by the Horseradish, Hot sauce and Worcestershire Sauce. Never really getting his own way or being heard has left Pete sour to Mickey and his group of friends, the lemon embodies his sourness nicely. Now most times when you see Peg Leg Pete you see him with a Cigar stump in his mouth glowing red, and this is why the Tomato Juice is here, and it is another link in with the Liquid Smoke. Peg Leg Pete is not someone to be trifled with and can pack quite a punch, and this punch is present in the Vodka. Now sometime Peg Leg Pete is quite hard to swallow a little bit like Celery.

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It's the gold! (Governor Ratcliffe/Pocahontas)

Mead
Vodka
Sweet White Wine
Lemon Juice
Lemon Thyme
Honey
Gold Leaf

Embassy White Wine Glass

So Governor Ratcliffe was the ambassador for Great Britain, hence the Embassy White Wine Glass and the Sweet White Wine. Mead really of the time, and that's why it is here. Vodka for a kick. Lemon Juice and Lemon Thyme are because he is sour. Honey and Gold Leaf because Ratcliffeis all about the gold!

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Dagnabit (Amos Slade/The Fox and the Hound)

Moonshine
Ruby Red Grapefruit Juice Cocktail
Budweiser
Lime Juice

Mason Jar

So this guy is one nasty piece of work, and he is uncultured and just a little bit unkempt. The Moonshine and Budweiser show this uncultured element. And the Ruby Red Grapefruit Juice Cocktail and Lime Juice show his sourness and embody it nicely. And the Mason Jar is showing his true colours.

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Madam will do (Lady Tremaine/ Cinderella)

Pinot Noir
Liqueur Tentura

Cut Glass Goblet

Now this 'Lady' is far from lady-like, she could be seen as a loving mother and all that, if you are not Cinders. The Liqueur Tentura is extremely perfumed and that is how picture Lady Tremaine. The
Pinot Noir is typically French just like this classic story, and it doesn't hurt that it is 'black' like her heart. And the Cut Glass Goblet is because she has visions of grandeur and what is better than a Cut Glass Goblet to drink ones tipples from?

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