Focus on hero, fade to black
sunglasses here, I'll be back
He's bigger than a giant thimble
My name is Det. John Kimble
Last Action Hero, without a doubt
First Class Zero, without a shout
Can throw a car at ya, with ease
Oh my god there's MR. FREEZE
Get to the chopper.
Have you got time to duck?
So you let him go; let off steam
And to Val Verde with any luck.
Conan the barbarian, slashes you what a bummer
Oh god there's Arnolds Hummer
Living the dream as the Terminator,
Now he's California's Governator
This is the end of my Arnold Schwarz- En- Negger
Leave the check, Thank - you's - later
Drink Up and Reduce World Suck!
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